Just about bordering on odd, I see things through different eyes.The heading says it all - I live, I love, I craft, I am me...

10/05/2020

I'm Jammin'..Jammin'...I hope you like jammin' too

On Saturday I was given a kilogramme and a half of the juiciest plums, except they weren't juicy at all -  they had just been dug out of a neighbour's freezer and they were little arctic blockettes of solid purple ice! I was delighted and despite the very real threat of frost bitten fingers - I made plum jam.
The flesh was so cold as I began to whittle out the pits then it started to thaw, it became soft and the promised juice filled the bowl while kitchen filled with the scent of summer. 
 A goodly squish of lemon juice was added and the fruit pulp simmered for about 40 minutes to soften and become thick and dark - time to add the sugar.
The juice transformed into the most deliciously scented syrupy plum magma as it bubbled and boiled, a thick volcanic glorious gloop.
I filled seven jars of liquid purple gold and a small bowl took up the excess - we would eat this first. Then as a thank you, once the jars had cooled down and the lids had clicked tight, I took a large jar to the neighbour who'd given us the plums. 
Hot buttered toast slathered in home made plum jam made my day - bliss.

Simple pleasures.
Bartering and swapping.
Supporting and sharing.


08/05/2020

VE Day

Cake
Cake and Tea
Cake and Tea and Bunting
Lots of Bunting
Laughter
Laughter and gentle ribbing between neighbours
Laughter, Cake and Tea
Bunting, Balloons, Flags
and Bingo
Bingo and laughter
Music
Music and quiet(ish) roads
Reading and talking
 

 Cake and tea and reading and talking
and laughter
and sunshine
 so so much sunshine
Bells, church bells peeling
Laughter
Social distancing street party
- a wonderful way to celebrate life,
village solidarity
 and cake
(and tea).



07/05/2020

Lock-down craftism

Thank you for your lovely comments and emails about my last post, it always amazes me (and humbles me) that so many folk read my wafflings - thank you.

Today's post is a little less 'audible' and a little more 'make do and mend' type of crafting.

Tomorrow here in the UK we are celebrating VE Day however all the celebrations, which had been planned for obvious pandemic related reasons have had to been shelved. Our little row of houses will be quietly commemorating the event by hanging bunting up today (so it is up for our regular Thursday 'clap for carers') and I suddenly wondered if any one might be doing the same.... so thought I would share our home-made-spur-of-the-moment-see-what-you-have-in-the-house bunting.

You will need

  • Three pieces of paper - I sort of have red (ish), blue and white (silver) which I'd got through a friend with access to all sorts of craft materials.
  • Cord or ribbon - I fortunately have red, white and blue carpet wool
  • Scissors
  • Hole punch

Optional

  • Co-conspirator who is more than happy to cut and punch holes and make paper bunting with me

Also optional 

  • Plenty of sunshine
  • Mug of tea
  • Pens - to decorate the pennants

Cut as many pennant shapes as you can or need, ensuring you have equal amounts of each colour
Punch holes at the top then lay out in the correct colour sequence
I made a tri-coloured cord by twisting my three colours together, then folding in half to make a Union Jack coloured cord, greatly amusing both the cat and the neighbours... 
Then, thread your bunting pennants on your cord.
Admire your shadow in the sunshine (optional extra...!)
 
 Lay out step back and admire - finish brew.
Grab a pen and doodle your version of the Union Jake
(mine were all a little lopsided)
 Hang up in a suitable settings for the obligatory photo
 Hang most decoratively at the front of your home ready for later!
 Happily watch your bunting flutter in the breeze.
 Take photos from several angles, once again bemusing the neighbours.


Voila!

05/05/2020

The sounds of walking

The chink of the dog's lead, the shuffle of four excited feet and swift swish of a happy tail.
Our boots clump softly on the pavement as we walk down the quiet main street, turning right we step on to the old cobbled tram lines. Our footsteps now scrunch over the gravelled stones.
The kraaawk kraaawk kra-a-a-a-a-a-awkkkkk cackle of one hen and errrrrrrrr  grumbled by another. 
 A melodic whisper of leaves gently tearing the breeze, while we scrunch scrunch scrunch up the cobbles then the metallic clank as I walk over a cast iron manhole cover.
Birds sing, trilling and warbling in the trees above our heads, the brrrrrrrr of their wings as they flit through the branches. 
The dog, grinning from head to tail, her paws swishing as she runs through the grass, 
she stops, sniffs - quick repetitive snuffs as she catches up with her peemails. 
We turn left, into a little sunken lane, our footsteps lighter, protected from the breeze
we can hear distant bleating, bird song and the wind shushing through the hedge.
And the harsher tinkle of chimes in the neighbouring garden.
Looking up the trees, I watch them as they sway and quietly crackle in the light winds, 
their leaves flutter and rustle while clouds pass over in silent drifts.
The click and rumble when I lift the dog gate, followed by the skittering of dog feet as she shoots through. 
A small crocheted heart proclaiming love and community strength.
 Up the steep path, my ragged breath, the scuff of my boots on the foot worn steps, caws and cackles as crows chatter peaceably in the trees. Another heart, another click of the bolt, a squeak of the hinge. 
Clump clump clump of boots as we go up the steep stone steps. 


Through the farm yard, chickens scratching the ground and contentedly ka..ka..ka..kaaaaa-ing.
Turn left, silently walking on grass. The tinkling of the dog's tag against her lead.
A clink of chain, a groan of old metal as I swing the gate open, 
then the groan and clink as it I close it again.
The constant baritone blather of a ewe as she replies to her bleating lamb across the meadow.
And the even deeper rumble of a cow as she grunts to her sleeping calf. 
 The barely discernible snore of a lamb innocently sleeping in the dappled shade.
Again our clump clump clump of boots on tar as we walk up the lane,
the breeze making the milk church sign swing slightly.
Squeak 
squeak 
squeak.
Distant calls of fellow dog walkers in the field ahead,
their words whipped out of their mouths by the strengthening breeze.
A snatched moment - a dog waiting for the off, every muscle straining to be released,
a quiet word, the sudden rush as her claws dig into the dry ground giving her
the explosive start she delights in.
The quiet roar of the wind against my ears and the tick tick tick of my hair flicking against my hood.
The dry crunch as cows tear at the short grass, 
crunch..crunch..crunch - swallow, crunch..crunch .. crunch.
Down the lane, a solitary distant car - now an unaccustomed noise,
unwanted, disturbing the sounds I want to hear.
A haunting trill from a curlew, echoed by another further down the valley. 
The defiant hiss of a broody goose and her attendant gander
The huff of a happy dog, a distant barking, 
bleating and blathering of sheep
and our ever present footfall,
scrunch, crunch, crunch on the stony track.
An odd chemical scent and sheep lanolin fill the air,
sheep and lambs all calling and churning up the dust,
as they are wormed and checked by a red faced lass.
The snort of a watching beef heifer.
 
Scrunch scrunch
Bird song
Swallow's chitter
Curlew's cry
Mallard's rasping chuck chuck
and our boots, scrunch scrunch
The peep peep hiss of vigilant geese
A lapwing's distinctive pewit pewit pewit call
the roar of the wind against my ears

A tinny crow from a small cockerel
breaks my thoughts, 
his cockadooling setting off another cockerel's reply
The harsh sounds of my coat pushing past a millstone grit post as we slip through the final stile.
Clump clump clump, our boots
now on tar,
slap lap slap slap
as Moss fills her dry mouth
enough water to 'wet her woof'.
Another car, another intrusion to my walk,
chittering swallows above my head,
clump clump, we cross the road,
clump clump, nearly home.

Turn into our lane, click open our gate,
take off the dog's collar with a clack.

Turn on the kettle,
listen for the water boil,
the hissss as the water pours into the mug,
make a brew.

aaaaahhh

Another wonderful walk
filled with so much sound, 
which clears my head
and feeds my soul.


04/05/2020

Morning Monday - what have you planned today?

Morning!

Hope Monday finds you feeling positive :) Sending hugs for those who need them (and lets face it - we all need a hug every now and then xx) What are you all up to? Go on, tell me - I'd love to know what you have planned, I am off gardening for a couple of hours - surrounded by the sounds of lapwings and curlews.


Thank you everyone who joined in with the Scavenger Photo Hunt - these pandemic restrictions are providing some lovely photos as you use alternative sources for your contributions - whether from the archive or on your daily allowed exercise or as in the case of Jak - who is an avid 'Africam' webcam watcher, managed to capture images from the daily activities of the animals of an African game park to fit the list of words - very clever. I know that a number of you do find joining in hard, I understand - inspiration has to be found from alternative quarters at the moment - but use that as an incentive to look with different eyes :)

This month's words are simple shape related prompts - let's see what you can come up with!

Triangle
Circle
Splat
Square
Star
Your own choice (and if you can continue the shape theme that would be great fun!)

Have fun, most of these shapes could easily be found within your home or if you know you have the perfect photo in your archives - brilliant, we would love to see it here :)

We'll share and show our stories and photos from Friday May 29th and through out the weekend.

Have fun hunting your pictures xxxxx