Just about bordering on odd, I see things through different eyes.The heading says it all - I live, I love, I craft, I am me...

07/05/2020

Lock-down craftism

Thank you for your lovely comments and emails about my last post, it always amazes me (and humbles me) that so many folk read my wafflings - thank you.

Today's post is a little less 'audible' and a little more 'make do and mend' type of crafting.

Tomorrow here in the UK we are celebrating VE Day however all the celebrations, which had been planned for obvious pandemic related reasons have had to been shelved. Our little row of houses will be quietly commemorating the event by hanging bunting up today (so it is up for our regular Thursday 'clap for carers') and I suddenly wondered if any one might be doing the same.... so thought I would share our home-made-spur-of-the-moment-see-what-you-have-in-the-house bunting.

You will need

  • Three pieces of paper - I sort of have red (ish), blue and white (silver) which I'd got through a friend with access to all sorts of craft materials.
  • Cord or ribbon - I fortunately have red, white and blue carpet wool
  • Scissors
  • Hole punch

Optional

  • Co-conspirator who is more than happy to cut and punch holes and make paper bunting with me

Also optional 

  • Plenty of sunshine
  • Mug of tea
  • Pens - to decorate the pennants

Cut as many pennant shapes as you can or need, ensuring you have equal amounts of each colour
Punch holes at the top then lay out in the correct colour sequence
I made a tri-coloured cord by twisting my three colours together, then folding in half to make a Union Jack coloured cord, greatly amusing both the cat and the neighbours... 
Then, thread your bunting pennants on your cord.
Admire your shadow in the sunshine (optional extra...!)
 
 Lay out step back and admire - finish brew.
Grab a pen and doodle your version of the Union Jake
(mine were all a little lopsided)
 Hang up in a suitable settings for the obligatory photo
 Hang most decoratively at the front of your home ready for later!
 Happily watch your bunting flutter in the breeze.
 Take photos from several angles, once again bemusing the neighbours.


Voila!

05/05/2020

The sounds of walking

The chink of the dog's lead, the shuffle of four excited feet and swift swish of a happy tail.
Our boots clump softly on the pavement as we walk down the quiet main street, turning right we step on to the old cobbled tram lines. Our footsteps now scrunch over the gravelled stones.
The kraaawk kraaawk kra-a-a-a-a-a-awkkkkk cackle of one hen and errrrrrrrr  grumbled by another. 
 A melodic whisper of leaves gently tearing the breeze, while we scrunch scrunch scrunch up the cobbles then the metallic clank as I walk over a cast iron manhole cover.
Birds sing, trilling and warbling in the trees above our heads, the brrrrrrrr of their wings as they flit through the branches. 
The dog, grinning from head to tail, her paws swishing as she runs through the grass, 
she stops, sniffs - quick repetitive snuffs as she catches up with her peemails. 
We turn left, into a little sunken lane, our footsteps lighter, protected from the breeze
we can hear distant bleating, bird song and the wind shushing through the hedge.
And the harsher tinkle of chimes in the neighbouring garden.
Looking up the trees, I watch them as they sway and quietly crackle in the light winds, 
their leaves flutter and rustle while clouds pass over in silent drifts.
The click and rumble when I lift the dog gate, followed by the skittering of dog feet as she shoots through. 
A small crocheted heart proclaiming love and community strength.
 Up the steep path, my ragged breath, the scuff of my boots on the foot worn steps, caws and cackles as crows chatter peaceably in the trees. Another heart, another click of the bolt, a squeak of the hinge. 
Clump clump clump of boots as we go up the steep stone steps. 


Through the farm yard, chickens scratching the ground and contentedly ka..ka..ka..kaaaaa-ing.
Turn left, silently walking on grass. The tinkling of the dog's tag against her lead.
A clink of chain, a groan of old metal as I swing the gate open, 
then the groan and clink as it I close it again.
The constant baritone blather of a ewe as she replies to her bleating lamb across the meadow.
And the even deeper rumble of a cow as she grunts to her sleeping calf. 
 The barely discernible snore of a lamb innocently sleeping in the dappled shade.
Again our clump clump clump of boots on tar as we walk up the lane,
the breeze making the milk church sign swing slightly.
Squeak 
squeak 
squeak.
Distant calls of fellow dog walkers in the field ahead,
their words whipped out of their mouths by the strengthening breeze.
A snatched moment - a dog waiting for the off, every muscle straining to be released,
a quiet word, the sudden rush as her claws dig into the dry ground giving her
the explosive start she delights in.
The quiet roar of the wind against my ears and the tick tick tick of my hair flicking against my hood.
The dry crunch as cows tear at the short grass, 
crunch..crunch..crunch - swallow, crunch..crunch .. crunch.
Down the lane, a solitary distant car - now an unaccustomed noise,
unwanted, disturbing the sounds I want to hear.
A haunting trill from a curlew, echoed by another further down the valley. 
The defiant hiss of a broody goose and her attendant gander
The huff of a happy dog, a distant barking, 
bleating and blathering of sheep
and our ever present footfall,
scrunch, crunch, crunch on the stony track.
An odd chemical scent and sheep lanolin fill the air,
sheep and lambs all calling and churning up the dust,
as they are wormed and checked by a red faced lass.
The snort of a watching beef heifer.
 
Scrunch scrunch
Bird song
Swallow's chitter
Curlew's cry
Mallard's rasping chuck chuck
and our boots, scrunch scrunch
The peep peep hiss of vigilant geese
A lapwing's distinctive pewit pewit pewit call
the roar of the wind against my ears

A tinny crow from a small cockerel
breaks my thoughts, 
his cockadooling setting off another cockerel's reply
The harsh sounds of my coat pushing past a millstone grit post as we slip through the final stile.
Clump clump clump, our boots
now on tar,
slap lap slap slap
as Moss fills her dry mouth
enough water to 'wet her woof'.
Another car, another intrusion to my walk,
chittering swallows above my head,
clump clump, we cross the road,
clump clump, nearly home.

Turn into our lane, click open our gate,
take off the dog's collar with a clack.

Turn on the kettle,
listen for the water boil,
the hissss as the water pours into the mug,
make a brew.

aaaaahhh

Another wonderful walk
filled with so much sound, 
which clears my head
and feeds my soul.


04/05/2020

Morning Monday - what have you planned today?

Morning!

Hope Monday finds you feeling positive :) Sending hugs for those who need them (and lets face it - we all need a hug every now and then xx) What are you all up to? Go on, tell me - I'd love to know what you have planned, I am off gardening for a couple of hours - surrounded by the sounds of lapwings and curlews.


Thank you everyone who joined in with the Scavenger Photo Hunt - these pandemic restrictions are providing some lovely photos as you use alternative sources for your contributions - whether from the archive or on your daily allowed exercise or as in the case of Jak - who is an avid 'Africam' webcam watcher, managed to capture images from the daily activities of the animals of an African game park to fit the list of words - very clever. I know that a number of you do find joining in hard, I understand - inspiration has to be found from alternative quarters at the moment - but use that as an incentive to look with different eyes :)

This month's words are simple shape related prompts - let's see what you can come up with!

Triangle
Circle
Splat
Square
Star
Your own choice (and if you can continue the shape theme that would be great fun!)

Have fun, most of these shapes could easily be found within your home or if you know you have the perfect photo in your archives - brilliant, we would love to see it here :)

We'll share and show our stories and photos from Friday May 29th and through out the weekend.

Have fun hunting your pictures xxxxx


30/04/2020

April's link up Party!



💚💙Welcome to April's link up party!   ðŸ’›

Whether you are a regular contributor or a newby (just follow the simple link up instructions below) thank you  ðŸ’› for joining in - it is lovely to see your photos and read your stories, and if you are a regular reader or a newby - hello hello hello! kxx

Hope you enjoy our posts this month, just follow the links and please do comment - we all love💕 hearing from you and especially at this time when we all need that little bit more contact when we are having to do with so much less!❤️💚💙


You are invited to the Inlinkz link party!
Click here to enter

❤️💚💙   ðŸ’›

April's words and photos

Hello all,
this month's prompts have been supplied by this lovely lady  Here are my photos and stories, I hope you enjoy x

Happiness.....
is the scent of warm cat fur and damp earth, the emerging seedlings and the promise they bring

Makes me smile ...
Her face when I talk to her - I know she listens.

Relaxing with ....
a new book - I vanish into the pages and walk with the author, I hear his words, see his landscapes - hungry for more

Busy with ...
Weeding, lawn edging, hedge cutting, flower bed rejuvenation, weeding, compost turning, seed sowing, gutter clearing, plant pricking, weeding, corm planting, brick paving clearing, plant splitting and weeding... did I mention weeding?

Positive about ...
difficult this one. I am keeping myself and my family as safe as possible, we are following the restrictions, we cook and eat meals that keep our morale up, I garden and walk and bake. We craft, we talk, we laugh and we do discuss the situation, but we do not dwell on the news or the negativity. It is hard but we know that we need to try. We each have our ways to deal with this strangeness, this difference, this world challenge.  And each day is a day nearer an end and that is what I am being positive about.


My own choice ....
Evening sun on Pendle Hill from Wednesday evening - a blessed escape on the hills as part of our daily walk.

thank you for reading my wafflings, I am off now to read all the other links - #staysafe and keep in touch xxxxx

28/04/2020

In which I tell you a tall 'tail' ...

Are you sitting comfortably? Good, then I shall begin.....

Once upon a time, there were two brothers. One big and one small. Both cute and lovely and sweet and alone.

Both fell out their nest and into our hearts....(ah - yes - I know they are vermin, I know they are an introduced species and I know they are not popular - but they were babies and hungry and frightened)
One, the smaller was so dehydrated we could 'tent' his skin and it would not return, we struggled getting water in until I found a very narrow teaspoon and we poured water into the little mouth.
And he drank and drank and drank and drank and then fell asleep.
The other fell so hard that he bloodied his nose and we suspect had concussion. I held him until his nose stopped bleeding then Youngest took over, holding him and keeping him safe and warm. His mouth must have been bruised too as he refused to take water not matter how we tried. He was so afraid that he tried to growl but he soon gave up as he succumbed to the gentle cuddling.

After a while both lads seemed steady enough to go back up the tree and home to their dray, which they did, both a bit wobbly but up they went.
Later Moss and GF found a dizzy and sorry feeling squizzer halfway up the fence, a little tangled up in the plants - we rescued the confused little fellow, more gentle handling, water offered and refused. He was getting more dehydrated, his skin was 'tenting' too but his mouth was too sore to even contemplate drinking. He grumbled and growled and we returned him to his tree.

Youngest made a feeding platform and we filled it with nuts and a bowl of water and the little one very quickly got the message and began to eat and drink and scale the tree happily even giving us a little sing-song growl if we got too close - brilliant!
However, the larger baby was still struggling, his dehydration and probable hunger drove him out on a tree limb and he fell again - heavily. Once again Moss and GF discovered the now perilously weak squizzer kit, this time at the base of the tree. 
I put my hand out and he weakly climbed in, his little face was covered in blood again. So we once again cuddled and mopped his nose and tried again to get some water into him with the narrow teaspoon and fortunately this time it worked. He too just drank and drank and drank and like his little brother fell asleep. We carefully washed his face as he slept. 
Eldest, GF and Youngest sat patiently with him until he awoke, less wobbly and certainly not thirsty any more, but equally unable to eat - his poor little mouth must have been very sore. Once again he was put back up in the tree and he carefully climbed up past his little brother who was stuffing his face happily.
The last few days have been of gentle intervention - trying very hard not to become attached to the lads, trying not to imprint ourselves on them. Gentle encouragement to eat, trying peanuts, trying sweet potato, trying grapes - anything to get the larger one to eat. Then a sudden break through - when after another wobble and tumble out of the tree, he was tucked in Youngest's fleece to warm up and he suddenly started to eat. 
The little lad lay back and gnawed and gnawed at a peanut until he was full and this time he scampered up the tree a lot brighter and chirpier.
Yesterday , as we sat in the sun in the garden, quietly watching the lads in the tree eating we suddenly noticed that the larger one had come down and was lying in the sun near us. He must have felt safe.
Once he'd had a good nap he bumbled over to ask for some food then found himself another patch of sunlight for another doze. 

When it was time for us to go inside, Youngest carried him over to the feeding shelf and there he had another good snack and went up the tree to bed!





So. Yes, they are vermin, yes - they are seen as pests but, these two little small furry fellows are survivors and with our gentle guidance they will leave the safety of their tree in our garden and find their own way in the world. 

The End,

well, no, not really the end, however, we hope it will end well - furry fingers crossed!

What I have learnt -
they growl, little kitten-growls when they think you are going to take their food,
they grumble and chitter happily while they are eating and they make little chop slapping noises when they are chewing,
they rest their hands on their little tummies when they are full.
They like to be stroked and will gently hold your fingers and lick them when they are hungry and they do like sitting on shoulders ... a lot.

But no we are not getting attached....!