He brought his three little piggie brothers**
Who snorted and snored and snuggled
And grunted and snuffled and made us all smile
We oohed and we aahed and we laughed
As they snorted and snored and snuggled
and grunted and snuffled.
Poor little piggies, one, two, three and four - they'd all come to be neutered - what a way to start a day!