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16/12/2014

16 and the diary of a princess

16.
Yes - AnOthER road sign! But as recompense please read on, dear blogisphere friends for I have a guest blogger for today's post - read on! 


An excerpt from the diary of a Pan-cat.

Dear diary,

Humans. *sigh* I have had enough of their shenanigans...their lights and their noise...their untidiness. Some days I could just shut myself away (and I do believe me I do!) They call and whistle - who do they think they are?! I am NoT a dog - no, how very dare they? So I remain silent and aloof.

I am a princess.

A shy and delicate princess - still yet to find my voice and my feet.

And every now and then I need to rediscover my inner self... and hide away.  Where no one will spot me - not my subjects or that impostor who thinks she is top cat.

 Well, the other day when that green thing masquerading as a tree was put up in the room - I just had about enough. Oh the silliness of it all, don't me wrong, I did investigate but was sorely disappointed when this green bristly monstrosity didn't smell right and had shiny things dangling in it.... I was so put out I found myself a small place of my own and called it my sanctuary.

No one could see me.
I became invisible.
They did not know I was there.

I could hear them giggle and laugh. I could hear them walking around me but I remained InViSiBle to them - Ha!
That showed them!

I felt at peace with myself for about 10 minutes and when I sensed I was alone - I made myself visible again - so that my subjects could stop worrying about my whereabouts. Then I let them make a fuss (only a little) of me and get my food ready.

Then, having eaten and feeling replete - I retired behind the wood burner and settled down among the ashes, for I am an undiscovered princess waiting for my moment to shine.

 I just wish my humans would stop washing me when I get covered in soot.......


PS Hi its me again - Please know that no princesses (furry or otherwise) were harmed in the making of these pictures and I have just noticed that in the first photo - you can actually see Pan through the blue of the bag, she must have been letting her invisibility slip just at that point!



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6 comments:

  1. I agree with Pan (aka Princess) as every now and then I seek sanctuary from the hurly burly of the day and retreat to a peaceful environment!

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  2. Hi Princess Pan, love your blog. If you can sneak out from behind the lovely warm boiler, then how about another? xx

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  3. If only we could all retreat every now and then and hide in our own little sanctuary.

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  4. I didn't even notice her tail hanging out. I'd be no good at finding stockings in pictures, would I?
    xx

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