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12/04/2021

A how-to in 9 easy paws - for cats only๐Ÿ˜ธ

Dear fellow humom-owners of the blogisfur - 
Pepper here, paw to keypawd, here to advise you how to have purrfect domination over your slaves. Iz pawed this 'specially fur you all! I shall continue my quest for total domination wen Iz be in charge...... I share wiv you now my most recent thoughts.


How to take a shower with your .... Humom
The step by step manual 
(or should that be paw by paw CATual...?)

Paw 1๐Ÿ˜ผ
Watch fur your humom head upstairs to the sleepin' room then the water room.

Paw 2๐Ÿ˜ผ
Follow at several cat's tails distance (alternative method - be bold and fur-riendly an' mislead them wiv your charms an' purrs).

Paw 3๐Ÿ˜ผ
Observe befur making your move, confurm that your humom iz goin' to stand under that water sprinkler in the bath. The obvious claws is gettin' towels an' a dressing gown.

Paw 4๐Ÿ˜ผ
Slip in as your humom steps into the water room. If you'z caught, don't fuss, just accept your fate - play in to their simple nature to believe you, then as they turn, slip back in an' hide SUPA-QUICKS, they will have fallen fur your fur superior intelligence an' invisibility skills.

Paw 5๐Ÿ˜ผ
Remain hidden til too late fur your humom to shut you out - this is wen your humom has shed her pelt and is stepping into the shower. (extra points if you can jump into the shower at the same time to enhance the element of surprise...!)

Paw 6๐Ÿ˜ผ
Note triumphantly when your humom sighs an' gets on with the shower. Now is the time to get to watch the water splash and bounce.  More points here if you attempt to catch some of the bouncin' water - this is fur level 6 ninja-kitty.

Paw 7๐Ÿ˜ผ
Avoid gettin' too wet, not nice bein' a soggy moggy but do leave foot prints on the bath edge, basin, window ledge and kitty-litter seat lid. Fur additional effect - shake any wet stuff off your fur and sprinkle it it everywhere.

Paw 8๐Ÿ˜ผ
Hide quicks under the chair by the heater wen humom grumbles an' gets out from the wet and rubs down wiv a towel (she does that to me when Iz been in the rain - then she gives me a treat, not enough to be worth the indignity, Iz just let her think it is)

Paw 9๐Ÿ˜ผ
Now iz the time to jumps back into the bath and lick up any of the warm and wet water in the bottom - this is the reward for all that stealth n stuff.  This is why we ninja-kitties do this sorta thing!

If..... if I ever have a shower without that cat - it would be a miracle. 

This is the cat who thinks all water in cat water bowls is beneath her and can only drink out of a running tap or she will expire!! So the two bowls in the kitchen, the one in the back yard, the two in the garden and the one in the bathroom are not suitable..... however post shower water puddles in the bath and the garden pond are the only things that she can drink from ......  what goes on in that fuzzy little despot's head, I will never know.

The last few days, as I alluded to in my last post, have been filled with walking. I'll shall go through the photos and find something interesting to share ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿฝ‍♂️๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿผ‍♀️๐Ÿพ have a lovely start to your week xx




7 comments:

  1. This was really funny ... I didn’t know you had a cat too. They are so different to dogs aren’t they? They definitely choose to live with us ... or not ... we don’t really have much say in the matter ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  2. I have two despots! I mean.. cats. Pepper, who is going for total world domination and Pan who is a proper Princess (who chooses to ignore her humble beginnings, but we don't mention that!)

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  3. Clever! I miss my two cats still, even after all this time, Having met all your beautiful pets, I understand your musings fully & love how you come up with such amusing posts. Keep it up, take care & huggles.

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    1. I love having the cats around - they are the furry heart of our home :)

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  4. Furry little despots is right - but we love them!
    Best wishes
    Ellie

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    1. We do love them! It fascinates me that a 'wild creature' has taken so well to organising and dominating their humans that it has become quite an art form!

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  5. Thanks for the giggle - they really rule the universe don't they lol. We used to have a tabby and we couldn't keep him out of the sink. Dogs have masters - Cats have slaves. Like Susan I really miss my cats and am keeping a close eye on the USPCA to see when they open.

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