Sitting in the front of the van after a really satisfying walk up in the Dales with Himself and Youngest.
Have your glasses with you? (me asking Himself)
Can I quickly borrow them (mine are in the back)
Hang on....(rustling around in his pockets until he locates them and hands them over) ... here
I'll just clean them first (using my scarf to wipe the lenses)
As a treat for them
And so that I can see through them
I just lick them .... (cue a silly grin)*😶